To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

This is an email from a friend. Some are so silly they made me laugh.

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• At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
• Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
• Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
• Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
• In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana'
• Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
• Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
• Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
• Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go.'
• Sing along at the Opera.
• Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
• Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
• When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
• When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
• Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'